======== (1) =========
Friendship is not finding
Gold or Silver among d rocks of life.
It is accepting each other as coal
till Diamonds are formed through time.
======== (2) =========
Ishq ke gamon ka koi hisab nahi,
ye aag ka driya hai koi sailab nahi.
Sach kehte hai log aashiq tadaf-tadaf k mar jate hai,
kyun k ishq k rog ka koi ilaaj nahi.
======== (3) =========
Our frndship is like a kite,
u r the color paper of kite.
people c & appriciate u.
I m the thread,
invisible to people
bt always with u.
======== (4) =========
Whats life?
What u make it to b
Whats happiness?
What
Whats luv?
Precious if true.
Whats friendship?
Nothing without u!
======== (5) =========
Hamare aansu puch kar wo muskuraate ha,
unki yehi adaa se wo dil ko churaate ha.
haath unka chu jaye hamaare chehre ko,
isi ummid me khud ko ham rulaate hain
======== (6) =========
Hamara mijaz aapne dekha nahi,
hasane ka andaz aap ne dekha nahi.
aap rutho to sahi,
hamara ruthon ko manane ka andaz
aapne dekha nahi.
======== (7) =========
Losing d person u luv hurts.
Sum people says u vil get over it easily,
but its realy tough,
spcialy whn d 1 u loved
was d only 1 u ever loved.
======== (8) =========
Labo ki hasi tere naam ker denge,
her khushi tujh per kurban ker denge.
Jis din hogi kami mere pyar me,
zindgi maut k naam ker denge.
======== (9) =========
No sound in dis world
can be more louder than silence.
and if sum1 cannot undrstand
they can nevr undrstand
======== (10) =========
Uski baato ko bar-2 yad kar k roye,
uske liye khuda k dar pe faryiad karke roye.
Uski khushi k liye use chod diya,
phir use kisi or k sath aabad kar k roye.
======== (11) =========
No sPeciAL ReasON
4 tHis meSsage.
i JuSt wanT to STeal
a sIngLe mOmeNt
oUt oF yOuR daY
aNd hOpe
tO maKe yOu sMiLe
wheN i sAy:
"hEy MiSsiNg U yAAr......
======== (12) =========
Khuda ka noor aap pe barse,
har taraf ho aap hi ke charch.
aap ki zindagi mein ho itni khushiya
ke khuda bhi aapki zindagi mein aane ko tarse.
======== (13) =========
Unke chehre par ruk jati h nazar,
Nazar milte hi shrma k jhuk jati hai nazar.
Jab nahi rehta dil unko dekhe bina,
Ek bar fir unki taraf uth jati hai nazar.
======== (14) =========
Friendship lives inside a room.
It has a door and the door has a lock.
Its key is trust.
If u lose the trust,
friendship can never be found.
======== (15) =========
Tinka tinka tufan me bikharte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehraion me utarte chale gaye.
Udte the jinke sahare aasma mein hum,
Ek ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
======== (16) =========
Mana k bhul jana aapki fitrat hi sahi,
magar hume bhul jana aapki kismat me nahi.
chaho to ajma kar dekh lo,
khud ko bhul jaoge humko nahi.
======== (17) =========
I m a flower but Rose is u
I m a star but Moon is u
I m a stone but diamond is u
I m the sky but sun is u
I m a tree but
uspe latka langoor is u
======== (18) =========
Friendship is a sea
n frnds r fishes.
U r my golden fish,
I"ll keep u safe in my heart.
If u try to go away frm me
Maa kasam ! !
Fry karke billi ko khila dungi!!
======== (19) =========
YADON me na dhundo hume,
mann me hum bus jayenge!
Tamanna ho agr milne ki,
to haath rakho seene pe,
hum DHADKANO mein mil jayenge.
======== (20) =========
Dil ke zakhmo ne kabhi chain se rehne na diya,
Jab chali sard hwa
iska gam nahi ke tune mujhe barbad kiya,
Iska gam hai ke
======== (21) =========
Hasin chehre par kabhi aitbaar na karna,
tod dete hai dil kabhi pyar na karna.
hai guzarish sab se meri mar jaoge,
wo na aayenge kabhi intezaar na karna.
======== (22) =========
Har pyar me ek ehsass hota hai,
har kam ka ek andaz hota hai.
Jab tak na lage beawafi ki thokar,
har kisi ko apni pasand pe naaz hota hai.
======== (23) =========
Mere sapno mein Roj aata hai koi,
Do batein pyar ke sunata hai Koi.
Mere Khuda Mere sapne ko haquiquat Baksh de,
sapna tutne ke baad bahut tadpata hai Koi.
======== (24) =========
Duriyon se rishte nahi chuta karte,
waqt ki shakh se lamhe nahin tuta karte.
Milte hain kuch log aise jindgi mein,
jinse kabhi nate nahin toota karte.
======== (25) =========
Sanso ka pinjra kisi din toot jayega,
phir ye dost kisi tarah choot jayega.
Abhi waqt hai to baat kar liya karo,
kya pata kab ye dost duniya chorh jayega.
======== (26) =========
Tuje kho kar bhul gaye hum yeh jahaan saara,
Ankhein kuchh namm si ho gayi tumhe dekhe bina.
Yeh dil bhi kahin lagta nahi tumhaare siwa,
Zindagi aage badhti nahi tumhe ab paaye bina.
======== (27) =========
Unhone apna kabhi bnaya hi nhi,
jootha hi sahi pyar dikhaya hi nhi.
Galtiyan apni hum maan b jaate,
par kya kare kasoor hmara hume btaya hi nhi.
======== (28) =========
Kabi pade meri zarurat,
awaz de dena.
Yad ane lage ye surat ,
awaz de dena.
Dek lo,jan lo sari duniya ko tum,
agar kahi na mile mujsa Dost,
awaz de dena.
======== (29) =========
Kisi ki mohabat se humne kya paya hai,
raat ki nind or din ka chen gavaya hai.
kya kare hum is dil ka,
jise aaj barbaad ho kar b hosh nahi aya hai.
======== (30) =========
Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe na kahe.
saji rahe duniya teri khushiyo se hamesha,
chahe hum is duniya me rahe na rahe.
======== (31) =========
The WRONG kind of ppl
DISLIKE u 4 d GuD in u
& the RIGHT kind of ppl
LIKE u KNOWING even d BAD in u.
Dat makes d relationship strong.
======== (32) =========
Hazaro jhopdiya jalkar rakh hoti hai,
Tab jakar kahi 1 mahal banta hai.
Aashiqo ke marne pe kfan bhi nhi milta,
Or hsinao ke marne pe tajmahal bnta hai.
======== (33) =========
Zindagi mein aise mauke aate hain,
kuchh lamhe hasate hain kuchh rulate hain.
Kisi bahane hamein yaad karte rehna,
warna aajkal log naam tak bhool jate hain.
======== (34) =========
Ae dil tu dhadakna band kar,
jab jab tu dhadakta hai unki yaad aati hai.
woh to khush hain apni dunia me,
jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai.
======== (35) =========
Ek hai aasman ka tara ,
Dusra hai samundar ka kinara.
Bewafa hai jamana saara,
Nasib hai acha hamara
mila jo DOST aap jaisa PYARa PYARa.
======== (36) =========
U May Be BuSy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
U Have 1440 min Per day.
Atleast For 1 min
Think That A Frnd
Is Waiting For
======== (37) =========
Aap ki duniya ASMA hai,
To sitare aapke dost honge.
Un sitaro me hume na dhudna
kyunki aapki tamnna puri karne wale
tutate TARE "HUM" hi honge.
======== (38) =========
A 60yr old bachelor
advertises his zarurat-e-rishta
in newspaper.After a mnth,
he gets a letter saying "Miyan!
is umar mein RISHTAY nahi,
FARISHTAY aate hain :-)
======== (39) =========
Dil kitna majboor hai,
aankhon se neend door hai.
Jis se milna chahte hain hum
woh humse koson door hai.
Ae hawa yeh bata
kya meri tarah woh bhi majboor hai.
======== (40) =========
Some say happiness is life-
Others say it's freedom-
Some of them say it's money.
But 2 me it's d tone of
Keep them coming!
Ban ker jo dhadkan dil ke karib ate hai,
ek ek lamha jinki yad main bitate hain.
Aansu nikalte hai wo jab yad ate hai,
jaan chali jati hai jab rooth jate hai.
======== (42) =========
Time goes so fast..
life asks so much..
No wonder friends get out of touch..
But in hearts,
deep true unseen friendship
stays forever and ever and ever.
======== (43) =========
MEMORIES play a confusing role.
They make u LaUgH
when u remember d time
u cried together!
But make u cRy
when u remember d time
u laughd togethr.
======== (44) =========
Wen U like sumone deeply
and sum misundrstanding arises,
Dont feel bad for it
coz sum misundrstandings r needed
for better undrstanding.
======== (45) =========
TRUE FACT OF LIFE:
Zindagi cigrette ki tarah hoti hai,
enjoy karo,
warna sulag toh waise bhi jayegi.
======== (46) =========
Unse mile to shehar main mashoor ho gae,
hum apne aap se bahut door ho gaye.
Kya jaane kaisi kashish thi uski baaton me,
sab faisale uske manjoor ho gaye.
======== (47) =========
Tackle life with all
to Overcome each & every Hill.
If u persist with all these,
U'll enjoy
So just Chill.
======== (48) =========
Impossible does not mean
that it is not possible.
It actually means
that nobody has done it so far.
We are born to break the limits.
======== (49) =========
Dur rehkar kareeb rehne ki adat hai
Yaad bankar ankhu se behne ki aadat hai
Kareeb na hote hue b kareeb paoge
Mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat hai.
======== (50) =========
Is behte dard ko mat roko,
ye to saza hai kisi k intzar ki.
Log inhe ansu kahe ya diwangi,
Par ye to nishani hai kisi k pyar ki.
======== (51) =========
Bhul jaao beete hue kal ko,
Dil me basalo aane wale pal ko.
Muskurao chaahe jo bhi ho pal,
khushiyan lekar aayega aane waala har pal.
SMS Freaks : 55
27 Feburary,2007
======== (52) =========
MUJHSE SHADI KAROGE?
.
.
.
.
Kal pura din soch kar
mumi dadi bhai behan
sabke sath baith kar
mashwara karke
parso mujhe bata dena
k ye gana kis film ka hai.?
======== (53) =========
Takdeer se main sataya gaya hun,
dosti mein har tarah se main rulaya
Aaj hum gam ke musafir hai,
magar aisa nahi tha main aisa banaya gya hun
======== (54) =========
Lifafo me rakhe khat ye kehte hain,
Jawab ke INTZAAR mein kyu baithe hain.
Nahi milenge aapko hum duniya mein kahin,
Kyunki hum to AAPKE-DIL-MEIN hi rahate hai.
======== (55) =========
Tum chale gaye to
bagh se titliyaan chali gayi...
Phool murjha gaye...
Patte jhad gaye...
Ab to GARDEN ME PANI DENE AAJA RAMU.
======== (56) =========
Work=Energy/Time.
So Time=Energy/wrk
As v knw Wrk is Knowldge & Time is Money.
So
Money=Enrgy/Knwledge.
If Knwledge=0 den Money=infinity
so WHY do v study Yar?
======== (57) =========
Jaise chand ke pas tare anek hain,
par har tare ke pas sirf chand ek hai.
Vaise hi apke pas dost anek hain,
par hamare pas sirf aap ek hain.
======== (58) =========
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Kuch samaj mein aya ?
Nahin ?
Mujhe bhi nahi aya.
Wah, Hamare vichar kitne milte hain.
======== (59) =========
Bevkuf
.
Murkh
.
Matlabi
.
Dhokhebaz
.
Chugalkhor
.
Besharam
.
Jhuthe
.
Badtamiz
.
Pakhandi...
Ye sab milkar bhi
hame juda nahi kar sakte.
======== (60) =========
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,
is jahan mein koi hamara nai hai.
Pakda unka daman to woh haskar bole,
chod ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
======== (61) =========
Wo konsi ghadi thi
jb aap paida hue
TIMEX
ROLEX
TITAN
HMT
QUARTZ
ya koi or,
jvab jaldi bhejo,
company band karani hai,
taki aisa hadsa fir na ho.
======== (62) =========
One of d most beautiful words
said abt life:
"Life is not
d number of breaths u take.
Its d numbr of MOMENTS
dat TAKE
======== (63) =========
Chalti nahi duniya kisi ke ane se,
Rukti nahi duniya kisi ke jane se.
PYAR to sabko mil jata hai,
KAMI ka pata chalta hai kisi ke dur jaane se.
======== (64) =========
Dil se roye magar hothon se muskura baithe,
Yun hi hum kisi se wafa nibha baithe.
Woh hamein ek lamha na de paaye,
jinke liye hum apni zindagi gawaa bathe.
======== (65) =========
Ruthi hui ankho me intzar Hota hai,
na chahte hue Bhi pyar hota hai.
Kyu dekhte hai hum wo sapne,
jinke tutne par bhi
unke sach hone ka intzar Hota hai.
======== (66) =========
When god solves your problem
u have faith in his abilities,
when he doesnt solve
he has faith in your abilities !!!
======== (67) =========
SUCCESS isn't a matter
of being the BEST & WINING d race;
Success is a matter of
HANDLING d WORST & FINISHING d race.
======== (68) =========
Dil ke zakhm kisiko dikha na sakoge,
Dil me jo hai, kisiko bata na sakoge.
Karoge jawani me jo girlfrnd pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhari chuka na sakoge.
======== (69) =========
Ek phul kafi hai kabr pe chadane ko,
hazaro phul kam hai doli sajane ko.
hazaro khushiya kam hai ek gam bhulane ko,
aur ek gam kafi hai jindagi bhar rulane ko.
======== (70) =========
Zindagi mein sda muskurate raho,
faasle door karo dil milate raho.
dard kaisa bhi ho aankein num na karo,
ek sitara bano jagmgate raho.
======== (71) =========
Dushmani Dushman se,
Pyar Pasand se,
Khushi Har1 se,
Rishte Apno se,
Mohabbat Mehboob se,
Ishq Ashiq se,
Magar Dosti Dil se,
Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.
======== (72) =========
Badal B Ho, Ghata B Ho,
Barish Na Ho To Kya Faida?
Yaar B Ho, Wafadar B Ho,
Deedar Na Ho To Kya Faida?
SMS B Ho, Zabardast B Ho,
Rply Na Ho to kya faida.
======== (73) =========
Never walk away from true friend.
When u see some faults,
be patient and realize
that nobody is perfect.
It's affection that matters,
not perfection.
======== (74) =========
Never try alone to take d weight
of a tear tht comes out of
& falls through
Always remember a Friend
is here to share!!
======== (75) =========
Ek ajeb si uljan har dum rehti hai,
aap pas nahi ho to aapki yad rehti hai.
Bechain ho kar dil mobile ko dekhta hai,
en ankho mein apke sms ane ki umeed rehti hai.
======== (76) =========
Although water falls from a hill,
it never feels it has fallen;
it rises to run as a river.
Our glory in life is not to fall
but to rise at every fall.
======== (77) =========
Begano se dosti ki gunjaish nahi hoti,
Maut k bad baki koi khwaish nahi hoti,
Shayad koi pyar bhara dil tuta hoga,
warna Februry ke mahine mein barish nhi hoti.
======== (78) =========
Ek sardar paani pee raha tha...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ab kya sardar paani bhi nahi pee sakta kya??
Usme bi joke chahiye??
Jaan lelo bechare sardaro ki
======== (79) =========
Dua hai rab se kabhi aapko
dard ka ehsaas na de.
Pal koi aisa na guzre,
jab mushkilo me hum saath na de.
Kisi saans me hum aapko bhule,
rab hume aisi saans na de.
======== (80) =========
Yu to yaade purani nahi hoti,
Har kisi ko pana sab ki kismat nahi hoti.
Hum dil rakh aaye the unke kadmo me,
Ye jaante hue b k unki nazar zamin pe nahi hoti.
======== (81) =========
Door chand kahin jal raha hoga,
Uff ye mere pairo me chubhan kaisi,
Zarur mera apna koi kanto par chal raha hoga.
======== (82) =========
Agr khush hai wo dekh k ansu meri ankho me,
to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko magar
uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum jana hi chod denge.
======== (83) =========
Ajab sa ehsaas hai Dosti,
Do insano ka saath hai Dosti.
Khuda ki khudai hai Dosti,
Zindagi ki sachayi hai Dosti.
Naseeb wale hain hum
jo payi hai Aapki Dosti
======== (84) =========
Bells giv us tinkles,
Fountains giv sprinkles,
Cryin givs wrinkles,
gud frnz mak us laugh coz
Laughing givs Dimples;)
so kp laughing.
======== (85) =========
Never b sad if someone
dsnt recognize
its their loss n
coz people who
dont appreciate
donot deserve to know u.
======== (86) =========
IF U LOVE SOMEONE,
JUST DONT TELL IT-
.
.
.
.
.
Because
is me uss masoom ki kya galti hai,
woh kyon sazaa bhugtey.
======== (87) =========
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak....
.
.
.
....FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai!
======== (88) =========
EYES-expres d real feelin betr thn words!
TOUCH-shows d care than any words do,
but WORDS-when used proprly
can catch d EYES n TOUCH d HEART.
======== (89) =========
Rok lo in door jaate kadmon ko,
Chahat ki itni badi saza mat do.
Paas aane ki khwahish ki thi humne,
Judaai ka hame yun dard na do.
Kat jayegi ye umar intezar me tumhare,
Par apni dosti ko humse yun cheen na lo.
======== (90) =========
Teri meri dosti ko,
Kahan koi samajh paya hai.
Jisne bhi dekha hai is rishte ko,
Aashiqui naam dharaya hai.
Kya jaane duniya wale,
Dosti bhi ik bandagi hai.
Sajde hain isme yaar ke,
Yaar ke hi naam zindagi hai.
======== (91) =========
Mere 1-1 pal me teri yaad rahegi,
hum rahe na rahe par teri zindgani abaad rahegi.
khushi ka hr lamha tere paas rahe,
khuda se bas itni si fariyaad rahegi.
======== (92) =========
Nibhaye koi umar bhar sath apka,
Smjhiye wo scha pyar apse karta hai.
Apki khushi dekh kar dil se muskraye jo,
Smjhiye apki judai se wo darta hai.
Dard apka dil me basye koi,
samjhiye vo ap pr mrta hai.
apko apni sansoo me samaye koi,
samjhyie vo apke sath jiya krta hai.
======== (93) =========
Hamare payar ko na DIL se juda karna.
zindgi mein na kabhi yeh gunah karna.
kuch pal chahe beet jaye hum se baat kiye bina,
zindagi na beet jaye dua karna.
======== (94) =========
Maine usko salaam likh bheja,
Haale-Dil tamaam likh bheja.
Maine puchha kisi se dil se Nafrat bhi karte ho,
Zaalim ne Mera hi Naam Likh bheja.
======== (95) =========
Bahane se Aapki baat karte hai,
har pal Aapko mehsus karte hai.
Itni bar to Aap saans na lete honge,
jitni bar Hum Aapko yaad karte hai.
======== (96) =========
Hawa k jhokon ka hisab kya rakhna.
Jo beet
Bus ye soch kar muskura dia humne,
K apni udasi se doosro ko udaas kya rakhna.
======== (97) =========
Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho,
yakin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho.
Har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami,
Apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho.
======== (98) =========
Hum se chupte kyon ho dost,
ek din hm aise andheron mei kho jayenge.
Phir mango ge duaon mei khuda se hume,
or hm phir sapno mei b nhi aaynge.
======== (99) =========
DAY may end witout seeing U,
DAY may end without talking 2 U.
DAY may end without messaging U,
But d DAY never ends without remembering U.
======== (100) =========
If electrical engineers start making films,
some names will be -
Current ho na ho,
Jaanam supply karo,
Circuit wale inductor le jayenge,
Kabhi A.C kabhi D.C,
Hamara IC apke pass hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Capacitor no.1,
Hum signal de chuke sanam,
Fuse to udna hi tha....!!
======== (101) =========
Dosti is sumthing that no 1 can hate,
Dosti is a passion v find in our mate.
Dosti can happen anytime early or late,
Dosti is a medicine without expiry date.
======== (102) =========
Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,
Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar lo.
Aapke hote hue InBoX khali hai,
Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar lo.
======== (103) =========
Girls are like an Internet VIRUS:
they enter
SCAN
TRANSFER money,
EDIT
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE
& HANG U 4ever.
======== (104) =========
Tinkon se bane pal,pal se bane lamhe,
or lamhon ne waqt ko buna.
Har pal aap kisi ke sath nahi reh sakte,
isiliye, khuda ne yadon ko chuna.
======== (105) =========
Isse pehle k raat ho jaye,
Q na ek Mulakat ho jaye.
Apne mobile se 1 pyara sa sms hi kar do,
jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye.
======== (106) =========
I m not Shakespeare
2 write about U.
I m not Shelley
2 sing about U.
I m not Piccaso
2 paint U.
I m
want 2 say
I m always with U.
======== (107) =========
I dreamt
U colloided with
GOD's ABUNDANT BLESSINGS.
Got arrested by SUCCESS &
sentenced to a LIFE OF PROSPERITY
no bail granted.
stay blessed.
======== (108) =========
If u realy like a persn,
jst "SHOW IT".
It wil b sweeter dan teling it.
But if u dont like a persn,
jst 'TELL IT'.
It wil b better dan showing it.
======== (109) =========
Bewafai ka dar tha to pyar kyo kia,
Tanhai ka dar tha to ikrar kyo kia.
Mujhse Maut bhi Puchegi aane se phle,
K jo nhi ane vale the tune uska intzar kyo kiya.
======== (110) =========
Beshak vo nahi karte baat kabhi,
Phir unse milne ko dil bekarar kyon hai.
Unki yaad to ab raat ko sone b nahi deti,
Jane hum ko unse itna pyar kyon hai.
======== (111) =========
Taqdeer ne jaise chaha dhal gaye hum,
yu to sambhal k chale the phir b fisal gaye hum.
Apna yakin hai ki duniya badal gayi,
per sabka khyal hai k badal gaye hum.
======== (112) =========
Buttrflies dnt knw
in wt color their wings r,
bt human eyes knw
how nice it is.
Likewise u dnt knw
how sweet u r,
bt I knw how sweet u r.
======== (113) =========
Effort is important.
But knowing
where to make an effort
in
makes all d difference.
======== (114) =========
Hume to pyaar tha sirf unn se,
Dil bhi unhi ko diya tha,
Unhe pyaar tha kissi aur se,
Dhokha sirf hum ko mila.
======== (115) =========
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja ke rakhu,
Chandini raat ki nazroon se chupa ke ra khu,
Meri taqdir mere saath nahi,
Warna zindagi bhar tujhe apna bana ke rakhu.
======== (116) =========
Few mnths 2 finish sweet college days.
Frends heart cry as dey depart.
Lovers cry bt wil find anothr place 2 meet.
Luv of sum wich hs nt been revealed
2 each other stays unrevealed.
Classes remain empty.
These colurful days wil nt cm bk
bt wil bring a tear n joy when v'll think abt it!
======== (117) =========
Life is a collection of changes.
So don't avoid changes.
Take every change as a challenge.
Some give success
nd some act as stepping stone to success.
======== (118) =========
Zindagi K Mod par ek aisa waqt Aata hai,
Jab Insaan apne-Aapko tanha pata Hai.
Wahi tanhayia To batati hain ,
Ki Kaun Kiska kitna saath nibhata Hai.
======== (119) =========
Ek bar 300 sardar
ship me travel kar rahe the
Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.
kaise?
?
?
?
Nothing serious.
Ship bichme khrab hua
to dhakka dene niche utr gaye.
======== (120) =========
"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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.
.
Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn
======== (121) =========
Pyar mohobbat to sabhi karte hai,
Pyar ke dhoke me sabhi jalte hai.
Hum na pyar na mohobbat karte hai,
bas aap jaise yaron ki yari pe marte hai.
======== (122) =========
Jagti aankho me ek khwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera ye khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
======== (123) =========
Phulon ki Tareef sab Karte hain,
Badi Mushkil se Log Kanton pe Gaur Karte hain.
MALI to Sirf Naam ke hote hain,
Phulon ki Hifazat to Kante hi Karte hain.
======== (124) =========
A FRIEND is like a Pitara,
in which we can store our Vichar Dhara.
When the life becomes Khatara,
Then only FRIEND is great
======== (125) =========
Meri dosti wo daag hai jo aap mita nahi paoge,
bas itni guzarish hai aapse
ki SURF EXCEL se mat dhona
warna dhoondte rah jaoge.
======== (126) =========
Chand ne Chandani ko yaad kiya,
pyar ne pyar ko yaad kiya.
Par hamare paas na pyar hain na chand,
Isliyen humne apne
Chand se bhi pyare Dost ko yaad Kiya.
======== (127) =========
Kash sab log ek jaise hote.
Ek HUM HAIN
jo msg nahi apna DIL bhejte hai.
Aur ek AAP HAIN
jo DIL rakhne k liye bhi msg nahi bhejte.
======== (128) =========
Jindgi mein jab b unse mulakat huye,
meri aankho se aansuo ke barsat huyi.
Duniya ne loot liya mere dil ka sakuun,
kya shikait kisi se karu ke kya baat huyi.
======== (129) =========
Its RAININ these days
& m sure u must b vry happy.
U mst b feelin lik go out,
drench urself,sing songs,
splash watr & hav fun.
Rite?
EvRy Frog feels d same!!
======== (130) =========
Zikr jab b aap apno ka kiya karen,
Naam hamara b unme liya karen.
Tareef nahi to burayi hi sahi
par apne Alfazon mein jagah hamein b diya karen.
======== (131) =========
Santa saw a man stealing a purse.
THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse.
V can take 50-50"
Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?
======== (132) =========
Tanhaiyo ke shahar me ek ghar bana lia,
Ruswaiyon ko apna mukkadar bana lia.
Dekha hai yaha pathar ko pujte hain log,
Bas isliye apne dil ko pathar bana lia.
======== (133) =========
For all the frenships u share,
for all the ways u care,
for all the times u r there,
My friend,u r special and beyond compare
Just want to say "take care".
======== (134) =========
Is duniya ko pyar bhara jahan banana,
Hr pal har kisi ko hasana.
Kyu ki mushkilon me sab saath chod jate hai,
Is liye age se kuch khushiyan apne liye bhi bachana.
======== (135) =========
REMEMBER:
No matter how bad U r,
U r not totally useless.
U can always be used
as a bad example!!
======== (136) =========
PAISA
aaega jaega,
SUKH
aaega jaega,
CHINTA
aaegi jaegi
PYAR
aaega jaega,
LEKIN
is DOST ka
SMS
aaega
aaega
aur
aata hi rahega.
Par aapka sms kab aaega?
======== (137) =========
Kuch rishte uppar wala banata hai,
Kuch rishte log banate hai.
Lekin Kuch log bina Koi rishte ke
hi rishte nibhate hai.
Shayad wohi dost kehlate hai.
======== (138) =========
God decided not 2 giv us THINGS
dat cud make us rich.
Instead He gav us friends
who cud enrich us.
Thanx 4 making me wealthy
beyond measure!
======== (139) =========
Frndship is the expansion
of 2 natures in such fashion
tht each include the other,
each is enriched by other,
Each is loved by other
and each is cared by other.
======== (140) =========
Love is like "missed call".
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Frndship is like "sms"
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it.
So its upto u
2 keep & value a friend!
======== (141) =========
Diwangi hamari har raaz khol deti hai,
Khamoshi hamari har baat bol deti hai.
Lekin shikayat hai to sirf is duniya se,
Jo DIL ke jazbaat bhi paiso se tol deti hai.
======== (142) =========
Msg of GURUKANT DESAI :
Jab professor tumhe
class se bahar nikale
TO SAMAJLO KI TARAKKI KAR RAHE HO.
He might b afraid
dat u know more than him.
======== (143) =========
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Gujar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Aansu Hain
Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Me Nzar Aynge.
======== (144) =========
Thought of the day:
No one will manufacture
a lock without a key.
Similarly,
God won't give problems
without solutions..
So go fearless 'n'face it.
======== (145) =========
Every Lady Hopes
that her Daughter will Marry
a Better Man than She did
and is Convinced that her Son
will never Find a Wife
as Good as His Father Did.
======== (146) =========
Din me suraj gayab ho skta hai roshni nhi,
India toss jeet skta hai match nhi,
Dil toot skta hai pyar nhi,
HM sms krna bhul skte hai lekin apko nhi.
======== (147) =========
Aaye Na agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,
Ham Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.
Bewafa ho tum ye Na Kahenge Kisi se,
Kahenge Ki Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari.
======== (147) =========
Todkar dil e mere dilnashi,
Tu khud muskurane ki koshish na kar.
Yaad chahe kar na kar mujhko gam nahi,
Par bhul jaane ki to koshish na kar.
======== (148) =========
A question 2 an intelligent person
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I told u
d question is 4 intelligent person.
Then why the hell
are u pressing the key?
======== (149) =========
A nice friend is an
extension of my ownself,
without whom I am incomplete.
So better take care of urself
coz I don't want to lose
a part of myself!
======== (150) =========
Jivan mein
Paisa,
Pyar,
Dost,
sab kuch
aata hai
jata hai.
Par
tode gaye
daant
phir
nahi aate.
Samajdar ho;
Umeed hai,
SmS
bhejte rahoge.
======== (151) =========
"The highest pain in life
is to sit just beside a person
u love a lot & know the fact
that the person can
never b urs in this lifetime."
======== (152) =========
Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.
GOOD MORNING.
======== (153) =========
In Life,
Just Don't Trust People
Who change their Feelings With Time.
Instead,
Trust People Whose Feelings Remain D Same
Even When Times changes.
======== (154) =========
If u learn to translate every event
of
u will stop being a prisoner of
& become designer of
======== (155) =========
Hurry up.
Fill in the blanks
with "Haan" or"Nahi":
1:____main insaan nahi hoon.
2:____main hi chor hoon.
3:___mera koi ilaaj nahi.
4:____main hi idiot hoon.
======== (156) =========
Before winning,
be confident and think:
"If I can't win,who can?"
After winning,
be humble and say:
"If I can win,who can't?"
======== (157) =========
In d Book of life,
d Page Yesterday is over,
d Page future is blank,
n Page 2day is being written.
So write d best U can,
coz on dis Book,eraser dsn't work.
======== (158) =========
Lafz aap do,Geet hum banayenge.
Manzil aap pao,Rasta hum banayenge.
Khush aap raho,Khushiya hum dilaenge.
Aap bus dost bane raho,Dosti hum nibhayenge.
======== (159) =========
Question-What is the difference
between vaade and yaadein?
Answer:
Vaade- "Hum todte hai."
Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."
So dear pls pls pls Keep in touch.
======== (160) =========
Wn things go bad n
is no longer enough 2 carry on,
Don't gv up coz where
My worth of being
======== (161) =========
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho,
teri aankhe kabhi nam na ho.
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart sa dulha
jiska weight 150 Kilo se kam na ho!
======== (162) =========
Life is like a Book:
Each day a new page
wid adventures to experience,
lessons to learn
and good deeds to replicate.
Have a COLORFUL PAGE today.
======== (163) =========
All mornings r like paintings,
u need a litl inspiration 2 get u going,
a litl smile 2 brighten it
& a message frm some1 who cares
2 color
======== (164) =========
Ankho se tumhare dil me utar jayenge,
dil me utar kar dhadkan ban jayenge.
Palkon ko jhuka kar chalna warna,
zamane ko tumhari ankho me hum nazar ayenge.
======== (165) =========
If People talk behind your back
wat does dat mean ??
It means
YOU R TWO STEPS AHEAD of them!!
;-) Keep walking..
Have a nice day!
======== (166) =========
Wahi raat ki khamoshi,wahi tanhai,
yeh hawayein apne sath kisi ki yaad bhi le ayi.
Hum to bathein us chand ko dekh rahe the,
phir na jaane kiske liye ye aankh bhar aayi.
======== (167) =========
Arz kiya hai:
Aankho ko band kiya
to bich me aa gya Baal,
Aankho ko band kiya
to bich me aa gya Baal,
Neend khrab kar k baithe
BEWAKUF BANA
wah wah..
======== (168) =========
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rhe ho ?
======== (169) =========
Agar aap chahte hain
ki aapke chehre pe
dhul-miti na lage to
.
.
to
.
.
to
.
.
har roj subah
ASIAN PAINT LAGAYIYE
jo DHUL-MITI ko tikne na de!
======== (170) =========
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
======== (171) =========
Jagti aankho me ek khwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera ye khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
======== (172) =========
"Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances"
Believe in yourself.
======== (173) =========
Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya,
uski yadon ko sine se mita diya.
1 din fir uska paigam aya,
likha tha mujhe bhul jao,
aur mujhe bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya.
======== (174) =========
Entire responsibility of
loss of
goes to Mrs Indra Gandhi.
How?
.
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.
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.
.
It was she
who created
======== (175) =========
U R cordially invited
to attend the Mundan Ceremony
of Indian Cricket Team at
Plz bring
Send this mess to every Indian.
======== (176) =========
Hasin palo ko phir se abaad kar rahe the,
Chand se Aapki baat kar rahe the.
Dil ko bada sukun mila jaankar,
k Aap bhi hamein hi yaad kar rahe the.
======== (177) =========
The hardest challenge
is 2 be yourself
in a world where everyone
is trying to make you
somebody else.
======== (178) =========
Days r empty whn I dnt hear frm u.
Jst a simple helo & my wories r thu.
Y I say dis? I think I have a clue,
Bcoz Im glad I hav sum1,
a special friend like u!
======== (179) =========
My nites goin sleepless,
My days goin useless,
So I askd GOD
Is dis LUV?
God replied
"Beta,
Syllabus bahut jyada hai
aur tujhe kuch nhi aata hai,
padh le ab"
======== (180) =========
Har kadam pe aapka ehasaas chahiye,
mujhe apka saath apne paas chahiye.
Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai pe,
aisa ye rishta khaas chahiye.
======== (181) =========
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
Na mujhe kisi drd ki talash hai.
Mere phone ko jo apna samjhke recharge krvae,
Mujhe to us dost ki tlaash hai..
Mujse dosti Kroge ?
======== (182) =========
Zindagi guzar jayegi ahista ahista,
fir yeh waqt dagmagayega ahista ahista.
Tum yaad humen rakhoge kuch der,
phir ye yaad bhi mit jayegi ahista ahista.
======== (183) =========
If all indian starts studying
all will get gud marks.
But
jobs r limited.
More unemployment,
more youth sucides,
more crime.
So to hell wid exams.
Stop studying,save
======== (184) =========
Aapki hansi aisi jo auro ko hansa de.
Wo hai khush kismat jo apka sath pa le.
Zindagi me to dost bahut aye,
magar koi nahi aisa jo apki Jagah pa le.
======== (185) =========
Din beet jate hain suhani yaade bankar,
Baate reh jati hai kahani bankar.
Par dost to hamesa dil k karib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aakhon ka pani ban kar.
======== (186) =========
Ek aur shaam ja rahi hai zindgi ki,
ek aur din dhal rha hai zindagi ka.
Yeh mat socho kitne lamhe hai zindgi ke,
yeh socho k kitni zindgi hai har lamhe mein.
======== (187) =========
Wo pyar kya karu jisme kadar na ho,
wo dua kya karu jisme asar na ho,
kaise keh dun meri umar lag jaye apko,
kya pta agle pal meri umar hi na ho.
======== (188) =========
Some sayings of our
indian crickt team
after losing in d world cup:
DRAVID-dnt worry.
Agla wrld cup hm hi jeetege.
SEHWAG-barmuda kafi strong team thi.
I think main form me vapis aa gya hu.
SACHIN-plz mujhe mat nikalo.
mujko coach hi bna do.
GANGULY-
Sona chandi chwnprash sath le chalo.
DHONI-next wrld cup me
main salman khan hair cut rakhuga.
HARBHJAN-nepal ki team me
apna resume dunga.
GREG CHAPEL-plz understand.
Wolmer ne sucide nai kiya,
uska murder hua hai.
======== (189) =========
Thought of the day:
"Win as if you are
in a habit of winning.
Lose as if you
liked it for a change!"
======== (190) =========
Karan johar ka kamal to dekho
Kuch Kuch hota hai- Love
K3G-Love
Kal ho na ho-Love
Kabhi alvida naa kehna-Love others wife!
======== (191) =========
Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge,
aayegi jo yaad tumhari jaam utha lenge.
Humse behtar koi pyar mile to batana,
tumhari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.
======== (192) =========
Dil karta hai zubaan se keh du,
kyun ruk jati hai zubaan labo pe akar.
Koshish to kar hi rahe hain,
samajhte nahi hai woh to kya karu unko batakar.
======== (193) =========
If victory is certain
then even a coward can fight.
But the real brave is the one
who still dares to fight
when he knows his defeat is certain.
======== (194) =========
Zara si bat der tak rulati rahi,
khushi me bhi aankhe aansu bahati rahi.
Koi mil k kho gaya to koi kho k mil gaya ,
zindagi humko bas aise hi aazmati rahi.
======== (195) =========
Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho.
Vo shaam hi kya jisme jaam na ho,
vo inbox hi kya jisme hamara naam na ho.
======== (196) =========
God hides from us the things
that we r not yet ready to receive.
Dat is why when we try 2 get it ourselves,
we end up either being 2nd best or losing.
Just pray & wait.
======== (197) =========
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao;
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao;
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao;
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao;
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao;
yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in losers ko cricket mat khilwao.
======== (198) =========
Aankho se barsat hoti hai,
jab apki yaad sath hoti hai.
Jab b busy rahe mera mobile,
samjh lena apki salamti k liye
meri khuda se baat hoti hai.
======== (199) =========
Mohabat ki ye baat yaad aye tujhe,
chooke na guzre gam ki hawayein tujhe.
Mera kya hai mein khak bhi ban jaun,
meri mitti bhi degi duayein tuje.
======== (200) =========
Everybody seems to be SPECIAL at first sight,
But only the SPECIAL ones
maintain their level of dignity
till the last sight of the life.
======== (201) =========
Humari galatiyon ko bhulaate rehna,
Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaate rehna.
Agar hum na chal sake aap ke saath
to aap hi kadam se kadam milaate rehna.
======== (202) =========
Bina uske na ji payenge hum,
uski parchai ban k jindagi bitayenge hum,
dur jane ki mujhse sochna b mat,
uske itna sochne se hi mar gaye hai hum.
======== (203) =========
ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai.
HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho ,
ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.
======== (204) =========
Roses r red skies r blue
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.
roses r red skies r blue
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.
.
kitna b press karo,
fir b roses r red skies r blue.
======== (205) =========
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.
3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
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.
.
.
.
Jo Kaam Mana Karo,
bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
======== (206) =========
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khwab hai.
Jiyo apni jindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto ke bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.
======== (207) =========
Sacrifice is greater than love,
character is greater than beauty,
humanity is greater than wealth,
but nothing is greater than good relations.
======== (208) =========
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup.
It will consist of opening cermony,
photo-session and presenting world cup
to
======== (209) =========
Ye waqt lamhe gujr jyenge,
zindgi Me Kuch khokar Kuch payenge.
aaj hum karib hai kal dur ho jayenge,
pr vada rha roz apki yadon me Jrur ayenge.
======== (210) =========
A good friendship does not depend
on how good understanding we have.
But it depends on how better
we avoid Misunderstandings.
======== (211) =========
I Say and You Listen,
its a Good Friendship.
You Say and I Listen,
is a Better Friendship.
But I dont Say and You Understand,
is "Best Friendship.
======== (212) =========
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Waqt ki ho doop ya ho tez aandiya,
kuch kadmo k nishan kabi nahi khote.
Jinhe yaad karke muskura de aankhen,
wo log door hokar b door nahi hote.
======== (214) =========
World's best saying by Henry Ford:
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If you don't succeed at first,
Erase the proof that you ever tried.
======== (218) =========
hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho,
us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.
======== (219) =========
For all d students in last year of their clg like me:
all of us wil get busy with our lives,
no more classes,lectures,friends and sms,
won't have time for ourselves.
and see the good old memories flash u by
and u'll get a smile with a tear in ur eyes
thinkin I wish I could go back.
======== (220) =========
Mohabbat me kya imtihaan aa gya,
roj haste hue chehre ko udas bana diya.
Kabhi lutate the ham mohabbat yun hi,
aaj khuda ne hame hi mohabbat ka mohtaj bana dia.
======== (221) =========
Zindagi ki raho pe jab aage jaoge,
Peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,
Agar mahsoos karoge to humko paoge.
======== (222) =========
Vo dhadkno ki zuban samajhane lage hai,
Kahin dil ke raaz khul na jaye.
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No matter even if u r defeated,
======== (225) =========
Kisi ko meri yaad aye ek arsa hua,
koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua.
Is tarah khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhe meri,
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa hua.
======== (226) =========
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
ThouSanDs Of YesterDays are Gone.
MilliOns Of Tomorrows Will Come.
But still the hope is alive....
Kal se Pakka ! padhai start karni hai.
======== (229) =========
Zyda aye-SMS kro
Or Zyda aye-PHONE kro
Or b Zyda aye-MILO
Use b Zyda aye-pyar kro
Use b Zyda aye-Shadi kro.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.
======== (230) =========
Santa-bachpan me maa ki baat suni hoti
to aaj ye din na dekhna padta.
JUDGE-kya kehti thi maa?
Santa-jab baat hi nhi suni
to kaise batau kya kehti thi.;-)
======== (231) =========
All desirable things in life are
either ILLEGAL
BANNED
EXPENSIVE
OR
IN LUV WID SM1 ELSE....
======== (232) =========
Seediyan unke liye hain
jinhe chhat tak jaana hai.
par jo chhuna chahte hain aasman ko,
unhe apna rasta khud banana hai.
======== (233) =========
Aankhon ko band karoge hame hi dekhoge,
aankhon ko khologe to hame hi paoge.
Zindagi me kabhi rona mat,
======== (234) =========
The plus sign is made
with two minus signs!
Means All negative things
can be shaped as positive
by our hard work & positive attitude.
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Nice friends will b remembered
as special blessings
n there r vry few as precious as you.
n that's d vry special reason
why I keep in touch with u.
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There is Only One Difference
Between DREAM & AIM.
Dreams Require Sound SLEEP to see,
whereas AIM Requires SLEEPLESS Efforts to Fulfill.
======== (237) =========
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
======== (238) =========
A gud Frendship is a bridge
between "u"&'me".
Whn u feel sad & lonely,cross it,
i ll wait on the other side 4ever
& if u r afraid,just call me,I cros it 4 U.
======== (239) =========
yado me hum rahe ye aihsas rakhna,
najro se dur sahi dil ke pas rakhna.
hum ye nahi kahte ki sath sath raho,
par dur se hi sahi hume yad rakhna...yaad rakhna.....
======== (240) =========
Jeene Ki Nayi
Khush Rehne Ki Usne Dua Di Hai.
Ae Khuda Use Sara Jahan Dena,
Jisne Apne Dil Me Hume Jagah Di Hai.
======== (241) =========
Closeup se dant saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
AGAR PHIR B white NHI HUA TO
Bindas
"HARPIC USE KARNE KA".
======== (242) =========
Baharo ka mousam aata hai Aapke aane se.
Phool khilte hai,aapke aahat pane se.
Jyada Mat soiye jnaab
kyoki subah hoti hai aapke muskurane se.
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Rehte hain aaj kal duniya ke nashe se dur hum,
yade hi unki ab sharab ho gai.
Kaise kre bhrosa apne dil pe,
dhadkan b ab unki mohtaj ho gayi.
======== (244) =========
Mat dekh k koi shakhs gunahgar kitna hai,
ye dekh k tere sath wfadar kitna hai.
Ye mat soch k kuch logo ko us se nfrat hai,
ye dekh usko tujse pyar kitna hai.
======== (245) =========
Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena,
Jab mar jau 1 ghut wisky mere hoto pe laga dena.
Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaaro,
Bas meri kabr par 1 girls hostel khulwa Dena.
======== (246) =========
Friendship,a known face,in a strange crowd,
a ray of hope in thick cloud of darkness.
And whenever a friend I try to define-
thoughts of 'you' come to mind.
======== (247) =========
Naram palko ke saye me chupa le apko,
Ji krta hai is jahan se chura le apko.
Hai khauf k reh na jaye tanha saasen,
Bachi sanso ki khushbo me basa le apko .
======== (248) =========
Fact of life:
whom u don't want today,
u will need them tomorrow.
Whom u reject today,
will never again accept u tomorrow.
So be careful...
======== (249) =========
2s30(Dosti) main duriyaan to aa30 ja30 rah30 hai.
Phir 20 2sti dilon ko mila30 rah30 hai.
Wo 2st hi kya jo naraz na ho.
Par sachchi 2s30 2ston ko mana30 rah30 hai.
======== (250) =========
Samjte hai wo k pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jaenge.
Woh bewafa ek baar keh de nafrat hai hamse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya,
phool bankar b raah mei nahi aenge.
======== (251) =========
Kabhi num na ho jaye ye masoom nigahein,
meri arrzu hai tu sada muskuraye.
Gham ke saaye rahe hum tak hi,
tere aashiyane mein hamesha bahaarein aaye.
======== (252) =========
LABo ki hansi aapke naam kar denge,
har khushi aap par kurban kar denge.
Jis din hogi kami hamare pyaar me,
hum zindagi ko aakhiri salaam kar denge.
======== (253) =========
Kuch pal itne haseen hote hai
ke yaad karke aankho se aansoo baras jate hai.
kuch logon ko milne ki fursat nahi
aur kuch milne ko
======== (254) =========
LIFE comes only once
So live it to its fullest extent
Nevr be 'angry' or 'sad'
coz evry minute
u lose 'sixty second' of hapiness.
======== (255) =========
Bita lenge tere intzaar mein zindgi,
Tu ek bar aane ka vaada to kar ja.
Hum bana lenge apne hathon se kabr apni,
Tu chirag jalane ka vaada to kar ja.
======== (256) =========
Us rab ne diya hai sath tumhara,
tere pyar se kam nahi pyar hamara.
Koi tamnna nahi hai ek khwaesh ko chodkar,
na tum rutho na kabhi chhute ye sath tumhara.
======== (257) =========
In andhero k liye kuch aftab mange hai,
dua me humne dost kuch khas mange hai.
Jab b manga kuch rab se,
to tere liye dost kushiyon k pal behisab mange hai.
======== (258) =========
Apne hisse ki zindagi jee chuke,
ab to dharkano ka lihaz karte hain.
Kya kahein duniya waalon ko,
jo aakhri saans par bhi aitraaz karte hain.
======== (259) =========
Chot khate hai or muskurate hai,
Is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai.
Hum to gum lekar bhi yaad karte hai,
Aur ek wo hai jo gum dekar bhi bhul jaate hai.
======== (260) =========
Dekhte hai aaj hum us rah ki viraniyan,
Yaro k sang kati jahan humne zindganiyan.
Guzra vo daur,Bichd gaye sab dost,
Sath reh gayi to un lamho ki kahaniyan.
======== (261) =========
Hm tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har drd sahenge tu kahe na kahe.
saji rahe duniya teri khushiyo se hamesha,
chahe hm is duniya me rahe na rahe.
======== (262) =========
Mohabbat Ki Daasta Sunaane Aaye Hai,
Tabaah Karne Ke Baad Wo Pyar Jataane Aaye Hai.
Aansu Poch Liye The Hamne Kab Ke,
Magar Wo Fir Se Hame Rulane aye hai.
======== (263) =========
Learn 2 love d people
who r willing 2 love u at present.
Forget d people in d past
n thank them 4 hurting u
which led u 2 love d people u have 2day...
======== (264) =========
Har aarzu hamesha adhuri nahin hoti,
dosti main kabhi doori nahi hoti.
Jinke dil main aap jaise dost rehte ho,
unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaroori nahin hoti.
======== (265) =========
Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,
Na Jane Kyu Har Khushi Hmse Khfa Mili.
Jhuthi Muskan Liye Apne Gm Chupate Rahe,
Saccha Pyar Karne Ki Bhi Kya Khub Saza Mili.
======== (266) =========
The LAW says
"If u can't convince someone,
Confuse him....!!"
All students,
Kindly apply this law in exams....!!
======== (267) =========
Tere hote hue bhi tanhai mili hai,
wafa karke bhi dekhi bewafai mili hai.
Jitni dua ki tumhe pane ki,
us se zyada teri judai mili hai.
======== (268) =========
Aftr failin twice,
Edmund Hillary chalengd Mt Everest:
"I'll come again & conquer U,
coz as a mountain U cant grow
but as a human I can!"
======== (269) =========
A cute thought 4 those
who believe in f'ship:
Its not necessary to share
every secret between true frenz.
But d thing is dat watever u share,
shud b true.
======== (270) =========
Teri har baat yaad hai hamein,
tu bhi hamein yaad rakhna.
Vaade yaad rakhna ya na rakhna,
par dosti ka ye meetha safar yaad rakhna.
======== (271) =========
Read slowly-
u r que tea,
luv lee,
grey ate,
on nest,
at track thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
& u r my most press yes frend.
Housdat!!!!
======== (272) =========
Cheez is4 pizza,
Passport is4 visa,
Cream is4 cake,
Water is4 lake,
butter is4 slice,
Freezer is4 ice,
Flwr is4 bee
& Friend like u is just 4
======== (273) =========
This is
Top Secret:
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& This is
Bottom Secret.
======== (274) =========
Thought of the day:-
Never Say bad about yourself.
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Your friends have enough
to say on that subject.
======== (275) =========
Utha le re Deva,
Utha le re,
Mere ko nahi re baba,
Mere 'DOST' ko.
Nahi re baba Upar nahi
Neend me se Utha de Deva.
-*-*Gudmrng*-*-
======== (276) =========
Dosti ki hai kabhi bhulana nahi,
apna gum kabhi humse chupana nahi.
Jitna bhi satana hai satao,
lekin is rishte ko kabhi thukrana nahi.
======== (277) =========
Difficulties in life dnt come 2 destroy us,
but 2 help realise our hidden potential.
let difficulties know that v r difficut 2 destroy
Belive in urself.
======== (278) =========
Tumhari ankhon mein samana chahte hain,
Tere dil mein koi thikana chahte hain.
Thak gaye hum karte karte yaad tujhko,
Ab tujhe hum yaad ana chahte hein.
======== (279) =========
The world
doesn't need
more
Mountains to climb!
More
Seas to cross
Or
More
Stars to shine!
What the world
needs is only
more
of U & Ur Smiles.
======== (280) =========
Santa with g/f in restrnt.
Snta-mai last var puch ria,
k tu mere nal shadi kregi k nahi?
G/f-mei ni kr skdi mai majbur hu,
Snta to waiter-bill alag-2 lekr aana.
======== (281) =========
Ishq wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
izhar e ishq to khwahish ban jati hai.
Hai agar ishq to ankhon me dikhao,
zuba kholne se ye numaish ban jati hai.
======== (282) =========
Chale do kadam jo saath mere,
to uske saath se pyar ho jaye.
Thame jo pyar se hath mera,
to apne hi hath se pyar ho jaye.
Jis raat aaye khwabo mein wo,
us suhani raat se pyar ho jaye.
Jis baat mein aaye zikar uska,
usi baat se pyar ho jaye.
Jab pukare pyar se mera naam lekar,
to apne hi naam se pyar ho jaye.
Hota hai itna khoobsurat ye pyar agar,
to kaash use bi mere pyar se pyar ho jaye.
======== (283) =========
Aapki muskan kabhi hoto se n chute.
Duniya me aapse koi na ruthe.
Mehrban ho khuda itna aap par,
Ki Aasman par tare bhi aapki marzi se tute.
======== (284) =========
Ajeeb lgti hai shaam kabhi kabhi,
ZiNdagi lgti hai bejaaN kbhi kbhi.
Samjh Aaye to hame bhi bataNa ki,
kyouN karti haiN yaadeiN paresaaN kabhi kabhi.
======== (285) =========
Time is long, Life is short,
It is not possible that every one get
every thing in this life he wants, ok!
Never forget that
I m always with you as
======== (286) =========
Kyon nazrein churaye baithe ho,
Kyon dil ko dabaye baithe ho.
Kya hum itne bure nahi,
Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.
======== (287) =========
Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing
Rabbit thought to do d same & sat on d ground.
A wolf came & ate him.
MORAL: To sit & do nothing
U need 2 b at d top!
======== (288) =========
Yaadon ko tumhari dilse n bhulayege,
ek pal b bichard kar tumse dur nahi jayage.
Kabi sapne me to kabi yaado me ayage,
kabi dilse yaad kark dekhna samne a jayage
======== (289) =========
Mana durion ka daur aa gya ab,
Hr roz milne wale hm dost ab na mil payenge hm sb.
Pr rishto ki dor ke pkke hone ka yehi ehsas hai,
Bhulenge kaise beshk aankhon se dur hai
pr dil ke to pas hai.
'Tbhi to ae dost apni dosti khas hai'.
======== (290) =========
If you r in
"LOVE"
Press-Down
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Thehar jao.
Abhi Tumhari MUMMY ko batati hu.
======== (291) =========
Duniya mei akele aye hai,akele hi jayenge,
laye hai yaade,yaade hi dekar jayenge.
Par yaade bhi aisi de jayenge,
k umar bhar hum aapko yaad ayenge.
======== (292) =========
If sum1 hurts u, betray u or break
forgive them b'cos they hav helped u
learn abt trust & importance
of being cautious to whom u open
======== (293) =========
Koi sikwa nahi aur koi gila bhi nahi,
tu bichda nahi pr mila bhi nahi.
Ek arsa hua teri awaz sune,
apar ye bayrukhi nahi to dosti ka sila bhi nahi.
======== (294) =========
Kab unki Palko s Izhaar hoga,
Dil k kisi kone me hamare liye Pyar hoga.
Guzarti hai Raat unki Yaad me,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara Intezar hoga.
======== (295) =========
Waqt ki dhoop ho ya barish,
kuch kadmo k nishan kabhi nahi khote.
Jinhe yaad karke khush hoti hai ankhen,
wo log paas na hokar bi door nahi hote.
======== (296) =========
Being visible is not alwaz
a requirement for being close.
It just takes some thoughts & memories
to feel the presence of someone as nice as U!
======== (297) =========
Kya tum ped pr chd skte ho?
Kya sanjivni buti la skte ho?
Kya sina cheer k dikha skte ho?
Nai na..!
Beta sirf shakl bandar jaisi hone se
koi Hanuman nai hota.
======== (298) =========
Rishta hai to isse nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge.
Nahin hogi aapke paas fursat yaad krne ki,
Hum hee tang kr-kr k apni yaad dilayenge.
======== (299) =========
There is Only One Difference
Between DREAM & AIM.
Dreams Require Sound SLEEP to see,
whereas AIM Requires SLEEPLESS Efforts
to Fulfill...
======== (300) =========
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
======== (301) =========
Yaado me hum rahe ye ahsas rakhna,
najro se dur sahi dil ke pas rakhna.
Hum ye nahi kahte ki sath sath raho,
par dur se hi sahi,
hume yad rakhna...yaad rakhna.....
======== (302) =========
Mat dekh k koi shakhs gunahgar kitna hai,
ye dekh k tere sath wfadar kitna hai.
Ye mat soch k kuch logo ko us se nfrat hai,
ye dekh usko tujse pyar kitna hai.
======== (303) =========
Pyar to hame bhi karna tha,
par kisi ko humse pyar he nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humne bhi banana tha par,
SALA LOAN HI PASS NAHI HUA.
======== (304) =========
Kash tum bakri hote,
Main tumhe ghass khilati
or pyar se tumare seeng hilati
or puchti....Duffer kon?
Tum ya
or tum pyar se bolte,
Main
======== (305) =========
Yaadon ko tumhari dilse n bhulayege,
ek pal b bichard kar tumse dur nahi jayage.
Kabi sapne me to kabi yaado me ayage,
kabi dilse yaad kark dekhna samne a jayenge.
======== (306) =========
Khamoshion ki bhi dhimee see awaj hai,
tanhaion mein bhi ek gahra raaj hai.
Milte nahin sabko sache dost yahan,
aap jo milen ho mujhko khud per naj hai.
======== (307) =========
Aap mujhe itne achhe lagte ho jitne
Madaari ko bandar
bhikhari ko langar
aur doodh wale ko danger.
sooar ko gandd,
nashedi ko bhang
aur saand ko laal rang.
ullu ko raat,
dentist ko daant
aur gadhe ko laat.
gareeb ko gaddi
kute ko haddi
aur
aur
nange ko chaddi!
Ha ha ha
Oh ek vbaar wah wah to kar do.
======== (308) =========
Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhaaynge,
Tum roz khafa hona,
hum roz manaaynge,
Teri dosti ka sila hum es tara nibhaenge,
shadi ho teri aur
dulhan hum le jaenge.
======== (309) =========
Ye zindagi hai ek janjaal.
yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal
na tumhare pas hai maal
na hamare pas hai maal
to fir aao
khelte hai mis call mis call :-)
======== (310) =========
Superb quote:
"The worst pain in life
is when someone u know
turns into someone u knew."
======== (311) =========
Pathhar ki hai duniya jazbaat nhi smjti,
Dil me kya hai baat, vo baat nhi smjti.
Tanha to chand bhi hai sitaro k beech magar,
Chand ka dard ye Raat nhi samjti.
======== (312) =========
Ristey Banane k Lie Bas Ek PAL Chahiye,
Par Unhe Nibhane K Lie DIL Chahiye.
Khelta To SAGAR Bhi He Leharo Se,
Par Unhe Thamne k Lie Use B "SAHIL" Chahiye.
======== (313) =========
As I saw ants crawl up the wall,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
they still stop and communicate with each other.
I hope we can be like them.
======== (314) =========
The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water,
but underneath there is restless peddling.
In life nothing worthwhile comes without Struggle.
======== (315) =========
Zindagi mein 4 cheezien
kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
'Neend'
'Paisa'
'love'
aur....
aur....
aur....
'
aayi na .......
======== (316) =========
Chandi ka ghoda,Sone ki lagam
Msg padnewalo ko mera salam.
Pepsi Coke pinewalo kabhi pani bhi piya karo,
Phokat ka Msg padne walo kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
======== (317) =========
Hum to kuch na the aap ne bna diya,
itna pyar diya k jeena sikha diya.
Drd lekar hm aaye the akele,
aap mile to har gum bhula diya.
======== (318) =========
To make a kg of honey,
bees hv 2 visit 4 million flowers,
travlng 4 times around d earth.
Thank God,I can reach my sweet friend
just by a msg.
======== (319) =========
Do not count what u have lost,
just see what u have now.
Bcoz past never comes back
but sometimes
future can give u back
======== (320) =========
Failure is not only
when
But Its when
u dont try for her friend.
-Swami Flirtananda ji Maharaj
======== (321) =========
Mila hai sab kuch rab se to fariyad kya kare,
dil hai pareshan to jazbat kya kare.
Tum kehte ho tumhe yaad nahi karte,
bhoole nahi jinhe unhe yaad kya kare.
======== (322) =========
When it rains
all d birds fly 4 Shelter.
Bt Eagle Alone Avoids d Rain
By Flying Above d Cloud.
MORAL : Problem is common 2 all,
Bt ATTITUDE Makes d Difference.
======== (323) =========
Age appears 2 b best in somethings;
Old Wood, Best 2 Burn.
Old Book, Best 2 Read.
Old Wine, Best 2 Drink
and
Old Frinds, Best 2 Keep
Like YOU.
======== (324) =========
Yaado ka ye silsila banaye rakhna,
dost kaha hai to dosti banaye rakhna.
Jaan to nahi magenge aapse,
guzaarish hai jaan-pehchan banaye rakhna.
======== (325) =========
Having GOD in your boat does not mean
that you will not face any storm;
but it means that no storm can sink your boat.
======== (326) =========
Most inspirational message:
If you have failed in LOVE
or dont have that SPECIAL SOMEONE.
Don't worry.
It's Nothing but
======== (327) =========
Luck is a loser's excuse
for a winner's position !
D only thing that is truly urs
that no 1 can control or take from u is
So Live By it.
======== (328) =========
Zindagi me kuch lamhe khas ban gaye,
Mile to Mulakat ban gaye.
Bichde to yaad ban gaye,
aur jo dil se na gaye vo AAP BAN GAYE.
======== (329) =========
5 STAR msg for a DAIRY MILK person
from a BAR ONE frnd for a MELODY reason
at a KITKAT time on a MUNCH day
in a PERK mood to say...hi choclaty!!!
======== (330) =========
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire..!!
======== (331) =========
Aaj agar apka sms ayega,
to hi hum roti khayenge warna....
Warna aaj gusse mein
paneer paratha aur kasmiri pulaw k baad
icecream khakar hi so jayenge..!!
======== (332) =========
Shaddi k pehle ladka: Darling!!
Tum nahi to mai nahi,
Aur mai nahi to tum nahi.
SHADDI k bad ladka:
kaminiye !!
Aaj ya to tu nahi ya mai nahi;-)
======== (333) =========
Ji bhar ke roya jab dil bekarar paya,
is daur me kisne sacha pyar paya.
Zindagi guzar rahi hai imtihano ke daur se,
ek zakhm bhara nahi to dusra tayyar paya.
======== (334) =========
Golden quote by Abraham Lincoln:
"If LOVE is your weakest point
then you r the strongest person in the world".
======== (335) =========
GOD hears more than we say,
HE answers more than we ask.
HE gives more than we desire,
All HE needs is our time.
======== (336) =========
3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,
hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.
Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,
ek din office ki ghanti khadki.
Aage se patni bhadki,
"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain
aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke
hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"
======== (337) =========
Lovely thought :-
''Death is not d greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is
when relationship dies
inside us while we are alive.''
======== (338) =========
Kehte hain riste nasha ban Jaate hai,
Koi kehta hai riste saza ban jaate hain.
Par riste nibhao agar sacche Dil se,
To woh riste hi jeene ki wajah ban jate hai.
======== (339) =========
Rehne de aasma, zameen ki talash kar.
sb kuch yahin hai na kahin aur talash kar.
Har arzu puri ho to jeene ka kya maza?
jeene k liye bus ek kami ki talash kar.
======== (340) =========
Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye,
aapno ko sulakar chale gaye.
Kis bhul ki saza di aapne hume
pehle hasaya phir rula kar chale gaye.
======== (341) =========
A thousand things r between us..
Low
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work,
But still,
when the
I think of U.
======== (342) =========
Sabki khushi ki chah karte hai,
bas itna sa gunaah karte hai.
Aaj phir unke intezaar main bethe hai,
dekhna hai yaaro kab woh hame yaad karte hai.
======== (343) =========
Jo pyar ke rishte hum bnate hai,
use logon se kyu chupate hai.
Agar hota hai gunaah kisi ko pyar karna,
to bachpn se sab pyar karna kyu sikhate hai.
======== (344) =========
Shockd !!
I mean...
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
======== (345) =========
Met u as frnd,had fun,
shared secrets,teased u,
hurt u,missed u.
N here I am,
still thinkin of u.
Never let it end,
Juz wan u 2 knw dat,
u r truly valued.
======== (346) =========
1 sec.
1 min.
1 hr.
1 day.
1 week.
1 month.
1 yr.
No matter how
long
we don't see
each other,you'll
always be in my heart,my friend!
======== (347) =========
At anytime in life,
if u get a doubt about our FRINDSHIP,
take a coin n toss.
If its head I m
if its tails u r my good FRIEND.
======== (348) =========
Agar hm yad nhi karte to bhulate b nhi,
hm haste nhi to kisse ko rulate b nhi.
Aap jaise ANMOL dost sambhal rkhe hai,
agar or bna nhi skte to kisi ko gavate b nhi.
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What are the seven secrets of success?
I found the answer in my room!
-fan said-be cool
-roof said-aim high
-window said-see the world
-clock said-every minute is precious
-mirror said-reflect before u act
-calender-be up to the date
-door said-push hard for
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DREAMs are the BEST part of d LIFE.
If you MISS sleep,
U MISS the best part of LIFE.
So its already LATE.
Go to bed & catch Good sleep.
Sweet dreams!!!
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Ye aarzu nahi ki kisi ko bhulaye hum,
na tamana ki kisi ko rulaye hum.
Par dua hai us rab se,
jisko jitna yaad karte hain,
usko utna yaad aayein hum.
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NEEND me ho to ek sapna bhejo,
Jaag rahe ho to fasana bhejo.
Has rahe ho to joke bhejo,
Ro rhe ho to aansu bhejo.
or Kuch nahi kar rahe ho
to pyara sa SmS bhejo.
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Patient- Mujhe bemari hai.
Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai,
Na soau tu Neend aati hai.
Kaam karo to thak jaata hoon.
Doctor- Saari Raat Dhoop me betho,
Theek ho jaoge.
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Safar mohabbat ka chalta rahe,
suraj chahe har shaam dhalta rahe.
Kabhi na dhalegi apni dosti ki subah,
chahe har rishta rang badalta rahe.
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Hum jab b AAPKO dilse yaad krte hain,
To ek
Ek din sara asmaa khali ho jaega,
Or dekhna uska ilzam sirf HUM per aayega.
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10 signs of u r in luv:
1. U walk really slow wen u r wid her/him.
2. U feel shy wen she/he is arund.
3. U smile wen u hear her/him voice.
4. Wen u look at her/him u cant c othr people arund.
6. U start listenin 2 slow songs.
7. U realise u r always smilin 2 urself
wen u think abut her/him.
8. U wud do anythn 2 c her/him.
9. U wer so busy thinkin abut her/him
dat u did nt c dat point no. 5 is missing.
10. Now u scrolled up n laugh on
Ha ha pakade gye!!
I cum 2 know u r in luv.
u got lost thinking abt him/her.
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Do u know
abt d things
which live
after death?
Eyes-31mins
Brain-10mins
Legs-4hrs
Skin-5days
Ear-10mins
Bones-30days
&
Friendship-4ever
So keep in touch!!
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Ek ajab c paheli hai jiNdgi,
sab k sath fir bhi akeli hai jiNdgi.
Kbhi pyara sa ek armaaN hai jiNdgi,
to kbhi dard se bhara tufaN hai jiNdgi.
Kbhi pholo se bhara ek guldasta hai,
to kbhi kaaNto se bhara ek rasta.
Kbhi bacho c masoom ho jati hai,
to kbhi guNaho ka bhoj baN jati hai.
Koi to bata de mujhe kya hai jiNdgi,
suNa hai chaNd roz ki mehmaN hai jiNdgi.
JiNdgi ko chor ek diN jaNa prega,
jiNdgi se jitNa pyar tum krlo,
hoti to akhir bewafa hai jiNdgi.
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Wat is real bt invisible?
wat is true bt unfair?
wat is sweet bt naugty?
wat is precious bt priceless?
Our relation
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No one has traveled d road of succes
without crossing d streets of failure.
God nvr promised us easy journey in life.
He only blessed safe journey.
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Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day:
means u r still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore:
means u have a good appetite.
3. Roof that needs fixing:
means U've got a house.
4. A msg on
means u have a friend
who remembers u & wishes u well.
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"SPECIAL" friend
S - supports u
P - prays for u
E - encourages u
C - cares for u
I - inspires u
A - advises u
L- like u!
Hope we remain 'Special' always..
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There is only one perfect child in d world
and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in d world
and damn! every neighbour has it. ;-D
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Dosti unse karo jo nibhana jante ho,
Nafrat unse jo bhulana jante ho.
Gussa unse karo jo manana jante ho,
Aur pyar unse karo jo dil-o-jaan lutana jante ho.
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Mayawati ko modelling ka bhoot chadha!
So she posed with buffaloes.
A newspaper published d picture wid caption
"Mayawati, 3rd from left"!
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Frnds should be like zero.
So wen u add they r same,
When u subtract they r same,
When u multiply they r same,
When u try to divide they become INFINITY.
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Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi
mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.
Banta-aur ab?
Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
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When Santa's wife died,
he changed his name 2
Santa Singh B.A.(Bachelor Again).
He got married again!
Guess his new name?
Santa Singh M.A. (Married Again)
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Lafzo ki tarah mujhse kitabo me milna,
Tu banke mehak mujhse gulabo me milna.
Jab b mujhe teri yaad aye,
to banke aansu meri ankho me milna.
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CARE for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U.
Know the one who misses U,
And miss the one who always
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Khubsurat kya keh diya unko,
Hum ko chod kar wo sheeshe ke ho gaye.
Tarasha nahi tha to "PATHAR" the,
Tarash diya to "KHUDA" ho gaye.
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Bahane-bahane se teri baat karte hai,
Har din Har pal tujhe yaad karte hai.
Itni baar to aap saans bhi na lete hoge,
Jitni Baar Hum Aapko yaad karte hai.
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A good friendship does not depend
on how good understanding we have.
But it depends on how better
we avoid Misunderstandings.
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Santa (reading from book of facts)
'Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'
Banta: 'Why don't u use a mouth freshner?'
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The whole problm with the world is that
fools are so certain of themselves.
But wiser people so full of doubts.
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Mat Intzar karvao hame Itna
ki waqt ke faisle par afsos ho jaye,
kya pata kal tum laut kar aao
or hum sada ke liye khamosh ho jayein.
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Ek samay ki baat hai.
Lakshmi ji ka waahan 'ullu'
unse rooth gaya aur bola,
'apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin punchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli 'ab se har saal
meri puja se 10 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi'
Tabhi se deepawali se 10 din pehle
Karwa Chauth ka tyohar manaya jata hai.
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Pyar or dosti me itna farak paya hai,
Pyar ne sahara aur dost ne saath nibhaya hai.
Kis rishte ko gehra kahu,
1 zindagi hai to dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai!
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Dekhte hai aaj hum us rah ki viraniyan,
Yaro k sang kati jahan humne zindganiyan.
Guzra vo daur, Bichd gaye sab dost,
Sath reh gai to un lamho ki kahaniyan!
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Never search
It will make U Feel Alone.
But,Search it in Urself
& U will feel Happy
Even when U are left ALONE.
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True love is love that causes us pain,
that hurts and yet brings us joy.
That's why we must pray and ask
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YEH zindgi b na jane kitne mod deti hai,
har mod pe naye sawal deti hai.
Dhundhte rahte hai hum jawab zindgi bhar,
jawab mil jaye to wo sawal badal deti hai.
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Kuch is tra wo humse dur ja rahe hai,
meelon tak na humko wo nzr aa rahe hai.
Ek muddat se aawaz nhi suni unki,
MAJBURI HAI KOI YA WO HUME BHULA RAHE HAI.
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NAZAR MILA KE HUMSE NAZAR CHURA MAT LENA,
DOST BANA KE HUMKO AJNABI BANA MAT DENA.
ISI BAAT KO BAHANA BNAKAR HUM KO BHULA MAT DENA.
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Learn 2 rite ur pains on d sand
where winds of joy can erase it away.
where evn rain cannot erase it!
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Un phoolonse kya dosti karoge,
jo ek bar khile aur murjha jaye.
Dosti to hum jaise kantose karo,
Jo ek bar chubhe aur bar bar yaad aye.
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Na meri koi manzil hai na kinara,
Tanhai meri mehfil or yadein mera sahara.
Us se bichad kar kuch yun waqt guzra,
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you hv spent ur much time with ur self.
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ye to saza hai kisi k intezar ki.
Log inhe aansu kahe ya diwangi,
par ye to nishani hai kisi k pyar ki.
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Meri jaan sunday k din jhakaas nazar aati hai,
Meri jaan sunday k din jhakaas nazar aati hai,
vo sirf isi din to nahati hai.
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2 hippopotms saw lion killin a tiger.
Lion gang threatens 2kill their family
if they tell d truth in court.
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Once there was a mosquito and a dog,
1 day the mosquito got excited
In response d dog also bcame emotional
Next day mosquito died of rabies
WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS'NT IT?
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Fariyaad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya.
jo bin maange tumare jaisa dost diya.
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d first dollar he ever earned.
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but it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Don't love sumone who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.
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2 hippopotms saw lion killin a tiger.
Lion gang threatens 2kill their family
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but a beautiful miracle of God
one more beautiful day of ur life.
